Will I feel the wrath of the Olsen-stans if I admit that I still can’t tell Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen apart? Because it’s true. It’s also true that I’ve never tried that hard to differentiate between them. Why would I? They share the same creepy twin brain. And now that creepy twin brain knows what Johnny Depp looks like naked. Allegedly. According to In Touch Weekly, Johnny Depp and Ashley Olsen may have hooked up. Er…
Johnny Depp publicly claims to still be happily coupled up with Vanessa Paradis — his longtime partner and the mother of his two children.
However, In Touch can exclusively reveal that on February 27, Johnny was spotted making a hasty exit from an office building connected to Ashley’s apartment building “looking like he didn’t want to be seen,” a witness tells In Touch. In fact, an office worker confirms, “An e-mail went around to the employees saying Johnny Depp was using our building to try to avoid paparazzi.”
It turns out the star, 48, was secretly leaving 23-years younger Ashley’s loft after a sneak slumber party. Arriving in the afternoon of February 26, Johnny hunkered down in Ashley’s Tribeca digs until noon the next day — nearly 24 hours later. “It was quiet in her apartment, like it was just the two of them in there,” an insider recalls, and though no one outside can know what happened, “It didn’t seem like it was just a visit between friends.”
Whatever the twosome were up to during their overnighter, it certainly left Johnny exhausted. When the star finally left the next day, “he looked like he was out of it,” an onlooker said.
[From In Touch Weekly]
Was Johnny even in New York? I keep hearing stuff about him being in LA., where he seems to be on some kind of real-estate-buying binge. Anyway, while Depp going for an Olsen makes some kind of sense (he seems to like small, delicate-looking pouty types), I just don’t think it’s on. I still believe that Eva Green had something to do with Depp’s relationship (with Vanessa Paradis) falling apart, and my guess is that Eva and Johnny are still doing… something. Now, it’s possible he screwing around on Eva too. The tabloids claimed that Johnny has been surrounding himself with ladies as his midlife crisis blossoms even further. I guess I’m just hoping that Eva Green is the one to stick it out.
Whoops, I wrote all of that up before I saw these photos – Johnny leaving a New York apartment building on February 27th. Was he leaving Ashley’s place? They totally boned.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
eek, Johnny, no! She is totally his type, though.
Yeah, she looks a lot like Vanessa P.
I used to like him a lot as an actor but those news and rumors, even if they are not true (which I highly doubt), I just can’t, I’m starting to dislike him and finding him disgusting. That’s awful, ’cause he used to be one of my favorite actors, but I just…. can’t.
He looks homeless. I’ve never gotten his “hotness” ever. He is bony (topless Capt Jack in Pirates 3) and always looks dirty.
He can be compelling on screen but if I saw that coming toward me, I would cross the street or do something to avoid him. He really does look homeless and not all there.
@ZenB!tch, lol, I’d probably run away from him too.
The fact that you changed your opinion on someone based on ‘rumors’ makes you an utter and complete fool.
wow, his taste for the tween look is steadfatst and true: teenage Sherilynn Fenn, Winona, Kate Moss, Vanessa Paradis – there’s no Pamela Anderson or Heidi Klum on his horizon, is there?
TWEEN! for Johnny!
Quite a nice collection of exes though.
Does anyone else find it inherently creepy that he dated:
Winona Ryder when she was only 17 and he was 26. He was in his mid twenties. Thats a nine year age difference. Why would someone that age want to date a teenage girl?
Kate Moss when she was only 20, he was 31. An eleven year age difference!!!
Vanessa Paradis when she was only 25 (and she became pregnant straight away) and he was 35.
She is so his type. He’s still gross. She can do better though IMO.
She’s not the one who allegedly killed (or helped kill) Heath Ledger. I’m surprised she went there. He is totally her sister’s type – drugged out. And SO OLD. Ick! I can’t imagine being with a 48 year old man when I was in my 20s.
Yeah but Ashley likes older dudes. She dated Lance Armstrong and some non-famous older man.
I really hope this isn’t true. I’m afraid it probably is though.
Ashley Olsen is the one in the couture dresses, Mary-Kate is the unwashed hobo.
You’re welcome.
Nicely put! 🙂
Hilarious, but so true.
Screwing girls less than half his age is pretty much a text book case of a midlife crisis. I can’t tell the Olsen twins apart either, but they’re both toxic.
If he doesn’t pull himself together, he’s going to destroy his family. Seems to me that he was far better off living in France, away from the temptations of celebrity.
Seems like he’s the “toxic” one wouldn’t you think?
All the Olsen’s are doing is building a billion dollar fashion empire employing thousands of people…while single.
Apparently Johnny can’t keep it in his pants long enough to actually end his last relationship. But, let’s judge the woman in this scenario. He’s just as much chasing fame as anyone else. He’s just better at pretending he’s some deep human.
@YuYa
I agree that Johnny definitely deserves the lion’s share of the blame here, since he’s the one supposedly in a committed relationship.
As for the Olsen twins, they’re definitely bad news. They’ve starred in a number of very unsavory blind items in the past, many of them involving hard drugs.
@yuya, I agree that most of us got probably fooled with this persona he created, the deep thinker human being, who couldn’t care less for his clothes or fame. Though the clothes bit is true.
This makes me think of Heath Ledger & Mary-Kate Olsen’s apartment.
I would have thought Depp was more Mary-Kate’s type, both being millionaire hobos bonding and all…
He really knows how to make himself look like shit, doesn’t he?
Johnny Depp is ruining Johnny Depp for me.
here! here!
I agree!! Make it stop!
I am crying in my Diet Coke. Say it ain’t so, Johnny!!!!!!!!
he needs a spanking!!! 🙁
I guess I’ll do it;)
Good Lord, I hope this isn’t true! She’s probably closer to his daughter’s age than his.
After all those crazy years, JD seemed to really calm down and find happiness, but now it seems he’s going back to his previous type of life.
Not that it’s much better, but the article had her age wrong. She is 25, not 23. lol..same difference, I know…
It doesn’t say she’s 23, it says she’s 23 years younger than johnny.
Pathetic
No doubt. I was thinking the same thing.
Those are the same OshGosh’bgosh toddler pants 4 men as before!
lol
The boned so hard, it blew holes in his hat.
Bahahahahaaaaaaa! That . . . was epic. ;>
I didn’t smile or giggle. This actually made me laugh out loud!!! thanks for that.
@Kaboom
That was freakin hilarious! But if they did, it would have broken her twig-body in half! Gross!
Oh Kaboom
That was freakin hilarious! But if they did, it would have broken her twig-body in half! Gross!
Doesn’t the super thin Olsen twin girl totally fit Johnny’s type/tastes?
Also…he looks pretty bad without foundation – splotchy, pale skin….
Now there’s a mental image I didn’t need. Bloaty, goateed rat man coupling with a mange infested, crazy eyed, permasmirked, Rhesus monkey. I’m getting rabies just thinking about it.
Love this!!
LOL! Spot-on descriptions.
LMAO! How unattractive. While Johnny has let himself go to seed, I will never understand the appeal of the Olsen twins.
Oh Johnny, say it isnt so. I am so disapppointed in you.
Yes she looks like his type and hopefully she looks better naked than dressed (hate her clothes) and maybe he is into “doing two for the price of one” – who knows. These twins are weird – but then it seems, so is he.
I feel so sorry for his kids.
Seriously, Johnny, you can’t afford a hat without a hole in it. Ridiculously affected and dumb.
This gossip is RIDICULOUS!
Oh please!! Just because he was in NY doesn’t mean that he was with an Olsen!!
“In touch Weekly” is one of the worst tabloids ever!
Ewwwwwwwww eeeewww eeeeewwww. What a creep.
Who has the more non existant neck: the Olsen twins or Tracey Anderson. That question will keep you up at night.
Tracey Anderson hands down!
haha agreed!
The other option is that this was more of a drug-related hangout. Just throwing it out there.
I buy into that.
yep…remember where Heath Ledger was found. *shiver*
Me too
Yep!
My thoughts exactly.
That’s what I was thinking. Mary-Kate could have been using her Sis Ashleys apt. For a drug party. What do guys do when they go thru a break up? They party ! Drinking, drugs. Women. They don’t sit at home feeling sad eating ice cream!!!!
Michael K is right he does indeed dress like a fool! and you guys are right. He likes petite girls like her so…..
I don’t care…I wish those were pictures of him coming out of my apartment after a 24 hour slumber party!
It looks like the playboy wild side of his personality is coming out of hibernation if you ask me. I think he tried to be responsible and grown up for years but remained a coolio teenager at heart.
I think the Olsen twins are more like 25-26 not 23, I can’t tell them apart either, they are so creepy looking. I just lost all respect for him. So disrespectful to the mother of his children. After all these years you would think he would end it with her in a dignified way instead of trolling for pun from an Olsen twin. Gross.
Why would you lose all respect when you have no proof he did anything? You just like to assume from a silly tabloid. It is nice of you to judge him with no evidence.
this is gossip site, no harm no foul. everyone is speculating and having a conversation calm down. it’s not that serious!
Fair play to the Olsens.
I respect their discretion (see Heath Ledger) and love their clothe line.
But c’mon btw them the twins have done half of HW. If the mags are to be believed there is a whole roll call. As I say good on them. All I wonder is why no one calls them for it while other starlets are eviscerated?
But hey its great for gossip and I believe every word of this story1
Good for them! Men in hollywood do it all the time! Turnaround is fair-play.
They just don’t need hollywood anymore, they’ve built their own fashion empire. Miles above the groveling that most other women in that town have to subject themselves to.
I didn’t know that his name was Johhny Deep. 😉
Fixed it! Whoops.
That was wishful thinking on Kaisers part 😉
He does like them odd, doesn’t he?
I could see these two together. They have the same hobo dressing style. He is totally having a midlife crisis.
Oh they do have the same style! Good catch.
How the mighty have fallen.
Ever since the WM3 got out, he’s got to hell in a handbasket.
Somehow, I doubt that a “night of passion” with either of the Olson’s would leave one exhausted. I’m sorry, but they just look frail, anemic, and like they don’t really want to be touched. Even doubling them up doesn’t seem too exciting.
On the other hand, I would totally believe that Johnny was at their pad overnight doing heroin, or some such.
omg, you’re so right! do you watch 30 Rock? they remind me of that woman that jack was engaged to who had brittle bones, so she couldn’t be touched. haha
What is it with Depp and dating girls that look like “Flowers in the attic” girls?
Well, Johnny was there (in NY) with his friend Patti Smith (there are photos to prove this: http://s7.postimage.org/57xoa74ob/d81545f0575e5dd3957cbe64943f41ac.jpg )
And multiple sources saw them together at a concert and restaurant…I think she is who lives there
Interesting. Of course not as interesting as In Touch’s salacious theory, but that makes it all the more likely to be true.
I have always thought Patti Smith is a very cool chick. On a side note – I was just reading about her on Wikipedia and had not realized that she is Jack White’s mother. (He was Jackson Smith before he married Meg White and changed his name.)
Patti’s son did marry Meg White, White Stripe’s drummer, but he’s not Jack White.
wow I did not know that-I so rocked out on Patti as a teen-now that song w/b running thru my head& tomorrow I’ll be humming it @ work driving everyone silly
who cares
First Eva, next Angelina, now Ashley O. who’s next? Snooki? AHAHA!!…B.S!
angelina eva angelina again now ashley olsen? next is snooki or scarlett johansson wtf this is just pathetic leave johnny with vanessa for the moment they are still together give them a break
This is just gross and pathetic. DOn’t say that you’re still with your wife while you’re doing it with this chick. Just don’t.
It was Vanessa who denied the rumors about their split…Johnny has never talked about this yet
If I dressed like Johnny Depp, people would think I attended a special school and sold drawrings to pay my way.
F**k you, Johnny Depp.
Hmmm. Mary-Kate seems more like his type.
Nice hat.
I dont know which Olsen I’m referring to (probably both), but I find her/them to be insufferable…I mean- she/they walk around looking so miserable, for why? reminds me of Vicky Beckham (I have a gazillion dollars and I cant smile)… and mouthing “prune” to give themselves that pout makes me want to smack ’em!
A lady who took a picture with johnny depp inside the building said he visted one of the offices there for a business meeting. She asked him if he wanted to go out the back to avoid the paps and he said no. But I guess someone in that building wanted quick cash to sell Depp out to the tabloids.
Ohh! actually, I remember that!
I know what you’re talking about…
This is picture with the woman who works there:
http://i43.tinypic.com/35mqt5e.jpg
Johnny has turned into a perv.
Eeek Johnny noooo if this is true.
the end of this post literally made me lol 🙂
Johnny was probably there to “powder his nose “.
Mid life crisis = old habits
I wish I was Ashley Olsen. Millions of dollars AND a roll in the hay with Johnny.
They never married. But they have 2 kids together so he should show her some respect.
How do you know she’s not doing the same? I’ve read several places that she has/does. He just gets a lot more attention.
The Olsens have stans?
I don’t think it’s gross, I could I TOTALLY see it. It was a sex and drug infused party and probably tons of fun.
He is a perv. Read some of Perez Hiltons post. A young girl named Sxy outs him on him going with her and I now think sxy is right he is into young girls. His best friend married a twenty year old and he is sixty. His friends are doing it. He defended Polinski for going with a thirteen year old.So why wouldnt he do it too. Everyone has a price to pay and he is old now and wanting some young stuff.
Johnny Depp and Ashley Olsen???? What the actual f….
Whatever. I still like Johnny. I’m not married to him, so it’s not hurting me. Still, it’s best to just divorce than mess around while you’re still married. Oh and divorce Tim Burton while you’re at it Johnny b/c it’s getting tired already.
In Touch just hates Robin Baum Johnny Depp’s Publicist. They just recently accused Robin and Johnny of having an affair and now this crap. He didn’t spend the night in that building. Also, if he wanted to hide some big secret going on. He would have left out the back and avoid the paps.
Seriously. The men keep getting older and the women keep getting younger. Sleeping with a guy 23 years older than me is dangerously close to my father’s age. Yuck and no thank you.
If my daughter slept with a man 23 years older, he would be a few years older than me! Gross, I don’t want that mental image!!!
Those awful get ups EVERY TIME.
That man obviously has the means to hire a stylist or something so why not jump on the opportunity and stop looking like an idiot? …. he really can’t dress for shit.
The next time he is full makeup and his fangirls are like “he doesn’t age” I’ll be like here’s what he’s really like. It’s easy to look “younger” in distracting pancake Tim Burton role makeup.
He did not denied his split with Vanessa. He never said anything about it.
Vanessa did it in January on French TV, but I don’t believe in her because she was very very tense.
I believe he is with Eva Green, not Ashley Olsen. Eva seens the perfec lady for him.
If Eva is a perfect lady why would she go for someone like Johnny? He has turned into a cad and is full of himself. Very affected if you ask me.
That’s interesting, ‘cuz she was just quoted as saying this about him in Total Film mag:
And when we asked about working with Johnny Depp, Green said: “He’s a gentleman. He’s intense in a nice way – he has very intense eyes in this film. They see right through you.”
They also like the same artists and authors, they like playing and listening to music, they’re both shy, and they both love Burton’s work.
Seems like this is a combination of 2 things.
1. Even though they don’t need any more money, there seems to be some PR push now for the Olsens. They’re friends with JD, so he prob doesn’t mind being used. I believe what’s on some other site: Ashley was in LA for the Oscars that weekend, and the NY apt belongs to JD’s close buddy, Patti Smith, who also photographed with JD there. JD’s been having a hard time emotionally lately; maybe she’s helping him out. Building doesn’t look ritzy enough to house billionaires like the Olsens.
2. After a lot of silence from JD, now there’s all kinds of PR for Dark Shadows, the Lone Ranger, a duet with Marilyn Manson, Jolie’s kids making Depp PB&J sandwiches, this bogus hookup piece. At the same time, Time Mag has had some tweets over the last week or so warning an official Depp-Paradis split is imminent. So, all this PR crap is to divert people’s attention away from the split.
I don’t think he’s seeing this troll. In Touch and other outlets are just pushing for an official press release about the split. That is if Depp and Paradis are indeed in relationship trouble.
I must be the only one that like the Olsen twins. I grew up watching Full House or at least the reruns.
Really confused about his flying-under-the-radar-tactics. Wouldn’t it be easier to hide from paparazzi by not dressing like a bum? It’s almost like an undercover clown costume.
If Johnny was dating a 45 year old fat bartender people would say even worse things about him. No one really knows his life. Really Vanessa and Johnny had an open relationship from the beginning according to interviews given by Vanessa. It looks like he started drinking again, its hard to be in a relationship with an alcholic. Thats probably the real problem.
Ugh. He looks like a clown.
Nah, this is just smoke. He’s coming out of the building with his long time bodyguard (these photos have been all over for a month). Vanessa and Johnny own an apt. in NYC, and both of them are friends of Patty Smith. He’s with his bodyguard in the photo with Patti. More like the Olsen twins pr.
I don’t know why, but this doesn’t surprise me. I do have to say though, while so many people claim that the Olsen twins are vapid twits (or whatever), they seem to be able to get their talons into really hot/talented actors. Heath Ledger, anyone?
Those photos are showing Mary-Kate, not Ashley.
And yes, she’s totally his type. Reminds me of Kate Moss, and Vanessa.
He looks awful now. Gross.